Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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