I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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