My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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