we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
