I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
