Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Say something about gay babies.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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