I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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