I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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