If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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