lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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