porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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