i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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