i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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