We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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