I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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