just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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