Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Pooping to opera.
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