Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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