let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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