idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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