That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
It's not a walk of shame if you run
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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