Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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