i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
