If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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