question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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