toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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