Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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