it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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