We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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