the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I would fuck him just for his dog
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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