Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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