That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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