Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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