its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I have tasted many bathrooms
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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