so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Randomize
