Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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