have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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