I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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