1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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