Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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