I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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