this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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