yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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