i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
lets start a swedish sibling band together
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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