no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
