I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Randomize
