Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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