I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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