you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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