People in love make me want to vomit
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
