so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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